It looks SO UPSET lmao
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
One day you’re a soap opera star and the next your two best friends are an energetic 6’4” puppy and a crazy person that commissions skittles portraits of your face.
i am the night
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
Are those horns?
Damn right, they’re horns. x